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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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How are you doing?

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Well, I figured since the poker game
went really well, maybe we'd play a

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poker in the morning.

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A little poker in the morning?

8
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Poker. Oh, God.

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What?

10
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Is that him?

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No, he left. I think he's playing golf
today.

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Golf? How'd you get in?

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Your door's unlocked.

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Oh.

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Remember, I stayed the night.

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Oh, yeah. Oh.

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Oh, my God.

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I didn't even tell him.

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Well, what are you doing? Round two?

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Mm -hmm.

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Like I said, I wanted to play poker this
morning.

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What do you have to negotiate for this
round?

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I don't have to negotiate anything.

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Do you have to negotiate anything? Is
this like a blackmail?

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No, no blackmail.

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I just figured since I was better than
your dad, you might go for round two.

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Maybe next time I'll even let you win.

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Yeah? Yeah. Wait, yeah?

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Yeah. Really? Yeah.

30
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Alright, round two, fight.

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That was more than my allowance for a
month.

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For a month? I thought that was only a
week.

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Want to borrow some money?

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Yeah. I got great interest rates.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah. Alright.

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Yeah, you know what the interest is,
right?

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These rates? I don't know.

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You fit in this family really well.

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Thank you.

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Your dad raised you wrong, right? I
don't know. There's something that goes

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there. It must be in your bloodline
since I'm a fan of it too.

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It's going to be in somebody's line here
shortly.

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Oh yeah?

45
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So are you going to play with me or are
you actually going to touch me?

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A little bit of both.

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First thing in the morning I figured I'd
let you wake up a little bit before I

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just ripped your clothes off and ravaged
you. Oh, thank you. You're so kind.

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Sometimes. Sometimes? Sometimes.

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At least if I like you.

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Oh, so you like me?

52
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You're one of my favorite nieces.

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One of them?

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Why? I'll never tell. Okay, alright,
fine.

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Fine.

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I'm your favorite today.

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There's a sour.

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That works. Yeah?

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Yeah. Okay.

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Or at least at this moment in time,
how's that?

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This moment in time? Fine, you're my
favorite uncle at this moment in time.

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Hey. See, we have something in common
now. We're both each other's favorites

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the moment.

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Yeah, that's true.

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Your hands are way more manlier than my
dad's.

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Oh, shit.

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See, that's for all those years of hard
work.

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Hard work, you think?

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Mm -mm.

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God, I'm bummed.

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You're funny when you wake up. Thank
you, thank you. You got me to pour my

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coffee.

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I got cream for it.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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You might have to work for it a little
bit, though.

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Work for it? Mm -hmm. I did miss my
daily workout.

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How can you miss your daily workout when
you haven't even gotten out of bed yet?

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Because I never slept.

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But thank you.

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Hello, my dear friend.

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Is that what they call penis talk?

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I guess so.

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Or dictation.

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Beaver and Peter.

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Did you just wake up too?

86
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No, I've been up for a couple hours. A
couple hours?

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Yeah, waiting on your dad to get the
fuck out of here.

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And then what did you do, just watch me?

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No, he pretty much just left.

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Like he pulled out of the driveway and I
walked into your room.

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You're too funny.

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Funny, punny, something like that.

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You're bigger than him, too.

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I don't think I'll tell him that.

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Please don't.

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Because then he'll ask, how do you know?

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And I'll be over here like, oh, shit.

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Wait a minute. I've got to ask, how do
you know?

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You never know.

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I'm better than your dad.

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I'm bigger than... So you did lose on
purpose.

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I figured it out.

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I plead the fifth.

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Do you plead the fifth or do you please
the fifth? That is the question.

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I know. I really have to get off the
bed.

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I'm good with your mouth, too. Damn.

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Thank you.

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Such a cute butt.

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Oh, yeah.

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Are you going to praise this butt?

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I'm sorry I couldn't hear you. I was
better than you.

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Good.

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How deep is my ocean?

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Keep that up.

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You like it soft.

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You're not going to get anything out of
this.

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Nothing? No.

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Thank you.

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I might need some help taking those all
the way off.

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They're tight.

121
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Will you buy me a new nightgown?

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Daddy won't.

123
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And since you lost your hole in that
one.

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I'm shedding.

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How the hell does this thing come off?

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I don't know.

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I don't either.

128
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I don't know.

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Fuck it, let's leave it alone. Mom
usually cuts me out.

130
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Is that too much?

131
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Take your uncle for a ride. For a ride?

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm. Okay.

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Let me wipe this all off.

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Let's see.

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Thank you.

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too carried away.

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I know.

139
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Apparently so am I.

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Yeah.

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last night i hope you weren't lying
about being on the pill